Everyone, I would like to introduce you to the newest member of the Food Bank Clan. His name is Scott Storch and he is used to be a very good producer. He’s dirt poor now and you can also add one more thing to the list… he has a warrant out for his arrest! Scott thought he was so damn cool that he could miss his recent hearing in court about him missing some payments of child support for his son Jalen, who is two. I’d like to break down the amounts he owes, which is brought to you by SOHH.com…
- $7,500.00 monthly – He’s missed this amount since December… I wonder if Timbaland was in his shoes, how much would he have to pay monthly? $80,000.00???
- Doing the addition, that’s $30,000.00 in child support he owes.
- But wait, we can’t forget the prepaid college fund! Add on another $16,000.00 please!
Wowzers, I have to make sure I never get on bad with my baby’s mama if I was ever in that position. I have something to tell you thought… I’m still not done haha. He’s also being sued for a paternity suit involving his 16 year old son. Vanessa, the mother says that while Scotty is whippin’ it big time in his Ferrari and Caddy, his son is steaking it out on a couch with his mother. Damn, that’s fucked up. If Scott was smart, he would turn his Ferrari in and get some change off of that but you also have to think about the depreciation of cars. A Ferrari could be worth $210,000.00 at the dealership but as soon as those sexy wheels touch that grimey road outside, that bastard will be wroth $130,000.00. Point is at least he’s getting something.
I ain’t done. He also owe’s half a million in property taxes for his estates. He’s so dumb! As Fresh said, don’t be mad, UPS is hiring! Hahahahaha!!! Girl, you so crazy! Picture caption credit goes to me.
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